Anonymous sent:

I have a corgi and he's about 3 years old now, and he's a bit of an attention hog. It's almost as if he has separation anxiety. He barks and howls and cries if people leave or we're just sitting around but not constantly petting him. Just curious to see if anyone else has a corgi with similar behavior?

chloe does that too! if there’s a group of people at my house she gets really distressed when no one is paying attention to her. she doesn’t bark but sometimes she whines until someone pets her. a lot of people say they love to be the center of attention.

jasperislington:

Wait… What?

Anonymous sent:

but you said 50 is the smallest amount of corgis one should have, wot is going on??????

I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH CORGIS IS WHAT’S GOING ON

IT’S A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY MY FRIEND

Anonymous sent:

how many corgis do you have?

just one right now :-(

spectionandcontour:

my corgi and pug taking a nap together

Anonymous sent:

do you ever lay down with all your corgis and pretend that you are one

FREQUENTLY

jasperislington:

Smiles, a Haiku by Jasper Islington

While I rarely smile

When it happens please step back

Cute beyond compare

jasperislington:

Sentience, a Haiku by Jasper Islington

Don’t look; think it moved

Self aware and now quite cross

My uppance has come

chlobert likes the heat just as much as i do (NOT VERY MUCH) and turns into a lethargic lil hot dog (literally ohohoho) after walks

Anonymous sent:

Do corgis shed much?

YES

zoeythecorgi:

PUPPIEESSSSSSS

corgnelius:

Corgnelius schooling Stumphrey. (The little guy’s just gotta learn to pick and shoes his battles.)

Ein lives in Chicago, and he’s a Blackhawks fan. The only thing bigger than his love for the Hawks is his corgi butt. Are you rooting for the Hawks too??

Please follow Ein and his ridiculous butt @a_corgi_named_ein on Instagram!

submitted by courtney

perfect

jasperislington:

Ear Week - Day 4

Satellites deployed, receive mode activated.  Listening to the electrons whir.